Janky Drinking

When it's late at night and you just can't get it together to give a crap... midnight drinking-milk-out-of-the-carton fridge raid!

even the set of magnetic poetry on our refrigerator is janky...
thanks, mom.

Janky Living #312

Would you like your clothes rare, medium or well done?

Elderly Drop OFF?

Dear Grammy, Grampy and Uncle Fred- Please get in the car so we can drop you off. You are going to visit a traffic light! YAH! unfortunately, there is no "elderly pick up" so you are shit out of luck. Good luck finding your way home. So long. Thank you for everything...

Find this sign and other lovely things in Lowell, MA (Lola's other home)

The Janky Version: An Introduction

Gary Busey = Janky Nick Nolte

When Jankiness Closes a Door, it Opens a Window.

Our landlord, Zorba the Greek, showed up this evening wielding a screwdriver and a plunger with a snow shovel handle jerry-rigged to the top of it.  (Props for ingenuity.)

He was here to figure out what the heck was wrong with the window at the top of our stairs, which awhile back decided to stop doing what windows are supposed to do.  You know, close... open... keep cold air in the outdoors... you pick! 

So he takes a look at the window and declares "you girls must have broken it by trying to open it."

...Say WHAT?

Props for ingenuity again, Zorba... but I think that this is in fact a case of APARTMENT JANKINESS!

To all you low-renters out there... keep your spirits up and your rodent traps out.  This is Mona Also, signing off.

janky eating

when you really want thanksgiving dinner like mom made... and it is August...and you spent all your money on 2$ drafts and you find yourself starving at 2 a.m. you are too poor and busticated up to make mom's thanksgiving dinner...

You got yourself a Janky Thanksgiving dinner!!!!!

"turkey" substituted by roasted chicken leftover from 3 days ago ...throw down some $1.20 Utz potato chips and you got yourself some mashed taters, and since mom always insisted you eat your vegetables, you can have baby carrots to make her happy...

Wash it down with some bubbly and you are good to go!!!

Happy Thanksgiving any time of the year!



P.S. google "arbor mist" IMAGES and you will find some drunk college girls... lots of drunk girls.